Freitag, 26. September 2014

Dirtbag Zeus

seeeeeehr schöne Konversationen zwischen Zeus und seinen diversen Mädels haben sich die Leute von the-toast.net ausgedacht … z. B. Zeus und Io:




ZEUS: wanna hook up
IO: aren’t you married?
ZEUS: my wifes cool
we have an open thing
IO: wow
i guess ok then
[the sky darkens]
ZEUS: oh shit oh fuck
IO: what is it
ZEUS: my wife is coming
IO: i thought you said your wife was cool with–
ZEUS: shut up
i have to think
[ZEUS turns IO into a cow and casually leans against her]
ZEUS [whispering]: i am so sorry
i will change you back as soon as she leaves
HERA: what are you doing down here
ZEUS: I BOUGHT YOU THIS COW ISN’T THIS COW GREAT IT’S A PRESENT FOR YOU YOU CAN KEEP IT FOREVER AND EVEN KILL AND EAT IT IF YOU WANT
[whispering] i am so sorry


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